The Unfriendly Skies

Come fly United

When we over- book

we will throw you off the plane

we will treat you like a crook

 

We will drag you by your armpits

toss you in the aisle

We will gleefully stomp on your head

as we spew forth hate and lots o’ vile

 

The CEO pats our backs

when we treat you flyers

like pieces of crap

Because he doesn’t give a crap

Abusing ya’ll is where it’s at

 

So come take a flight to the dark side

Fly United Airlines 666

We guarantee you’ll go through Hell

That’s how we get our kicks

 

Next Up: Cryin babies go out the windows!!

 

 

 

c A. Snyder